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New crime…same tools.

New crime…same tools.

Celebrate like a boss. #NationalBossDay

Celebrate like a boss. #NationalBossDay

Be cool. 

Be cool. 

Just getting my gun, it’ll only take me a second. 

Just getting my gun, it’ll only take me a second. 

This Thanksgiving, get kidnaped.

This Thanksgiving, get kidnaped.

Drink up. It’s Friday, motherf*cker!

Drink up. It’s Friday, motherf*cker!

“I’m gonna be your murder consultant.”

“I’m gonna be your murder consultant.”

Kidnapping, they’re really good at this.

Kidnapping, they’re really good at this.