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“I’m gonna be your murder consultant.”

“I’m gonna be your murder consultant.”

Kidnapping, they’re really good at this.

Kidnapping, they’re really good at this.

“You were drag racing. In a Prius.”
"I don’t win a lot.”

“You were drag racing. In a Prius.”

"I don’t win a lot.”

It’s Friday. Word.

It’s Friday. Word.